Viz Letters

[Roberta]

I've still got loads of old copies hanging around. Am going to look at the Letters now!

[Daz]

Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour.

Bahahah

That Taiwanese pair were brilliant

[Roberta]

Hee hee!

I recently opened a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, only to find the whole tin contained nothing but letter 'O's. Can any of your readers beat that?
Edward Sylvester

With Regard to Edward Sylvester's letter (this issue). I can't beat it, but I can match it. I opened a can last night and it was full of very long letter 'I's.
Axolotl Abrahams

Psychologists say that men who like women with large breasts are suffering from an Oedipal complex. What b*llocks. I like big t*ts, and I don't want to shag my mam. Her t*ts are tiny.
Joel Young

The other night, I had seven pints of Guiness. Unsurprisingly, I woke the next morning needing to fart. Aware of the extreme risks involved, I proceeded with extreme caution, exercising such masterful ring control, that I not only prevented a fizzy follow through, but unwittingly parped a pitch-perfect 'Uh-Oh'. The comic timing and irony was sublime. I laughed so much I shat myself.
Boyce Thornton

I'm crying laughing typing that last one!

[NokkonWud]

lolol, that last one is an absolute pearler!
It recieved a very rare laugh out loud.

[Daz]

That last one is simply superb, I'm in tears!

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Viz Letter Bocks

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover". What nonsense. The last edition of High School Anal that I bought featured a young lady stuffing a big one up her bomb-bay on the front page, and this turned out to be an excellent indication of the contents.

Mark Roberts

* Collapses laughing *

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Viz Letterbocks

With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the **** quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them.

Shuggie, Email

* gasp gasp *

ROFL !!

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Hee hee!


The other night, I had seven pints of Guiness. Unsurprisingly, I woke the next morning needing to fart. Aware of the extreme risks involved, I proceeded with extreme caution, exercising such masterful ring control, that I not only prevented a fizzy follow through, but unwittingly parped a pitch-perfect 'Uh-Oh'. The comic timing and irony was sublime. I laughed so much I shat myself.
Boyce Thornton.

* can't breathe *

[Roberta]

Apparently, people who can imagine things in 3 dimensions make very good molecular chemists. Well, I can imagine pushing my face right between Jordan's breasts until my head is completely enveloped by them. And get this... I'm emeritus Professor of Molecular Chemistry at Cambridge University.
Prof N. Tucker,
Keys College, Cambridge

[Von Smallhausen]

COULD the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on muslim cleric Abu Hamsa.

Les Barnsley, Barnsley