14-01-2009, 00:56 | #1 |
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Breaking News. 5,000 Israeli Troops Enter Jordan.
5,000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan.
Reports indicate she is tired and has a sore foof but she will soldier on.
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14-01-2009, 01:00 | #2 |
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There are unconfirmed reports that she performed the Gaza Strip.
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14-01-2009, 01:00 | #3 |
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Haha! Both excellent jokes!!!
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BBx woz 'ere :P
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I was about to blow my top until I realised it was just about a vaccuous cavern.
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My browser hung!
I've edited the second post to save face.
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Quote:
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