The BD Members Questionnaire

Pumpkinstew · 15-01-2009, 14:17

I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha

) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy

A/S/L?

Want buttsecx? lol

What brought you to the forums?

How did you choose your forum name?

Favourite movie?

Favourite song?

Favourite food?

Favourite other thing to do?

First gig you went to?

What’s your signature dish?

Give us some good advice:

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?

What sound best describes you?

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?

A little known fact about me is:

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

Dee · 15-01-2009, 14:34

A/S/L?

26/F/Derbys

Want buttsecx? lol

W00t!

What brought you to the forums?

The internet

How did you choose your forum name?

T'was a college nickname

Favourite movie?

Wall-E \o/

Favourite song?

The Jam - Town Called Malice

Favourite food?

Fanjitas

Favourite other thing to do?

Go togging

First gig you went to?

Take That

What’s your signature dish?

Shepherds Pie

Give us some good advice:

Stay out of my underwear drawer

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.

Sting, Tom Hanks and Lily Allen

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?

Sting

What sound best describes you?

BOOM!

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?

2. I need to shave my legs today

A little known fact about me is:

I was a pit baby, and was in the papers aged 2 with my beloved toy rabbit Arthur Pickett

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?

Lollerskates

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

bnettfy

Huzzah!

Matblack · 15-01-2009, 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpkinstew

I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha

) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy

A/S/L?
36/M/Kent

Want buttsecx? lol
No ta

What brought you to the forums?
Losing my access rights to OcUK and not wanting to lose my access rights to my friends. Despite being reinstated on OcUK this place felt a comfortable place to be so I stayed

How did you choose your forum name?
Its been my online name for years and years and years. Matt is my name and I was a bit of a goth kid so I wore a lot of black, it just stuck but my friends call me Matt or MB

Favourite movie?
Depends on the genre, I have lots if favorites; Hellraiser, Goodfellas, The Untouchables, Clerks.........

Favourite song?
Again there are loads; Anna Begins by Counting Crows would be high up there

Favourite food?
Thai

Favourite other thing to do?
Besides eating you mean? Being with friends and family

First gig you went to?
Ick! The Kids from Fame at the Brighton Centre [hangs head in shame]

What’s your signature dish?
Probably steak although I'm working on home made bacon

Give us some good advice:
Don't get fat, its not a nice place to be and its a doubly hard to get away from.

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Kevin Smith, Jason Mews (now hes clean) and Adam Duritz

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Plead the fifth

What sound best describes you?
A stomach gurgle

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7

A little known fact about me is:
I'm the luckiest man I know

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Can you eat Roflwaffles?

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

m, zatb nl.sac vk

MB

Lomster · 15-01-2009, 14:58

A/S/L?
23/f/in a pineapple under the sea??
Want buttsecx? lol
Ooo'er
What brought you to the forums?
Faysh.
How did you choose your forum name?
My son called lobsters lomsters.
Favourite movie?
Leon or save the last dance (I have 2

)
Favourite song?
Haven't got one I have loads I love the same.
Favourite food?
chinese
Favourite other thing to do?
That would be telling

First gig you went to?
Not been to a proper gig YET but saw party in the dark and blue was there.
What’s your signature dish?
sausage casserole
Give us some good advice:
Never eat yellow snow.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Lilly allen, charlotte church and Alan carr.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jack branning off eastenders
What sound best describes you?
wtf have no idea.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
very on my head that is

A little known fact about me is:
I have 3 older brothers and asked santa for a sister every year until I was 10 lol
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

kloimestyre
FM thats hard on lappy.

Desmo · 15-01-2009, 15:08

A/S/L?
33/M/Essex

Want buttsecx? lol
Give yes, take no

What brought you to the forums?
Spat on OcUK meant I left there.

How did you choose your forum name?
It's the valve system in Ducati motorcycles...sad, I know

Favourite movie?
Ooooh, so many. Ice Age, Usual Suspects

Favourite song?
Changes with my mood, but to pick one, REM - Everybody Hurts

Favourite food?
Chinese

Favourite other thing to do?
Motorbike Trackdays

First gig you went to?
Jamiroquai

What’s your signature dish?
Cookies

Give us some good advice:
Look after your friends

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jeremy Clarkson, Arnie, Valentino Rossi

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Eerrrrrm...pass!

What sound best describes you?
PAAARRRPPPPP!!!!!

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6?

A little known fact about me is:
I eat peanut butter on sesame seed ryvita at 10.30am at work

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
ede3swmnoi

Jingo · 15-01-2009, 15:15

A/S/L?

22 / I haz sossaj / Clevedon, North Somerset.

Want buttsecx? lol

lolwtfbbq

What brought you to the forums?

Several chums from OCUK community who I enjoyed chatting to suggested dropping by for the fun, fruits and frolics.

How did you choose your forum name?

Well I was originally Jingo- following muchos giggles at a 'local pub' hearing farmers x,y & z debating "johnny foreigner" whilst I read the Pratchett book of the same title.
I did change to TrickyJ which doesn't have much of a story behind it except it describing my mischievious antics on Rugby tours and then for some daft reason I asked Desmo to change it to James... which frankly is a bit lame! *Misses Jingo*

Favourite movie?
The Shawshank Redemption / Human Traffic.

Favourite song?
Too many to note but right now:

Moby vs U.N.K.L.E. - God Moving Over the Face of the Waters/ In a state.
Deftones- Battleaxe.
Blue States- Allies.
Coldplay- The Escapist.

Favourite food?

Indian - whether it homemade naans, a creamy sweet-tastic mild mhurgi-mhakhani or a local chilli covered jalferezi, I love it love it love it!

Favourite other thing to do?

Bouldering, Fishing, Taking a day when nobody has plans/comitments grabbing some friends to chat, have a few drinks and laugh together.

First gig you went to?

Biffy Clyro, King Tut's Wah Wah Hut, Glasgow.

What’s your signature dish?

Chicken Tikka Pasanda with Homemade Garlic & Chill Naan.

Give us some good advice:

Nothing in this world worth having comes easy.

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.

- David Attenborough.
- Bill Bailey.
- Justin Lee Collins.

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?

My girlfriend is already famous and much lusted after!

What sound best describes you?

Quote:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH AHAH!

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?

5.

A little known fact about me is:

...I am the most soulful, living person with my name.

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?

mmmm waffles....

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

mjki nb ngo.

Wossi · 15-01-2009, 15:15

A/S/L?

27/Male/Leicester

Want buttsecx? lol

Nah.

What brought you to the forums?

Got banned from ocuk for posting on a supposed hate site. JSB told me about here so I signed up and decided to stick around.

How did you choose your forum name?

My surname is Ross and have always been called Rossi, even by my dad. While in a COD clan I used to get called Wossi in jest and it stuck.

Favourite movie?

Don't really have a favourite movie. But if pushed, I'd say the 1951 version of The Day The Earth Stood Still.

Favourite song?

The Killers - Mr Brightside. Always managed to make me smile.

Favourite food?

Chilli Con Carne that makes my eyeballs sweat

Favourite other thing to do?

Driving. I was once told that 6 months after passing my driving I would get bored. That was 10 years ago and I still love it.

First gig you went to?

Shed Seven when they played up in Sunderland about 9 years or so ago at a Student gig.

What’s your signature dish?

I can't really cook that well

Give us some good advice:

Don't regret things that you've done.

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.

Terry Pratchett, Sir Bobby Robson and Bill Bailey.

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?

Scarlett Johansson

What sound best describes you?

Pfffffff

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?

~5

A little known fact about me is:

I was born in Newcastle and lived there till I was 6. Have lived where I am now for 21 years.

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?

Roflwaffles

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

wsejcx kj

Will · 15-01-2009, 15:28

A/S/L?

28 / M / London

Want buttsecx? lol

No thanks.

What brought you to the forums?

I helped start them.

How did you choose your forum name?

It's my name.

Favourite movie?

Original Star Wars
Leon

Favourite song?

Cocaine - Cream.

Favourite food?

Lebanese

Favourite other thing to do?

Ride my motorbike

First gig you went to?

Opera - Carmen
Band - Massive Attack

What’s your signature dish?

BBQs

Give us some good advice:

Train hard, eat well, sleep well, worry less, make the effort to put yourself first and be there for peopl you love.

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Billy Conolley
Nelson Mandella

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?

Salma Hayek

What sound best describes you?

Grrrrrrr

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?

11

A little known fact about me is:

Broke both my feet and never had them fixed.

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?

Lollerskates.

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

weuio

Stan_Lite · 15-01-2009, 15:30

A/S/L?

43/M/Currently, Alexandria.

Want buttsecx? lol

Thanks for the offer but no

What brought you to the forums?

Was invited by Matblack to keep in touch with friends.

How did you choose your forum name?

I've been called it so many times over the years it was one of the first things which popped into my head the first time I needed a username.

Favourite movie?

Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Favourite song?

Johnny Was by SLF.

Favourite food?

Probably Chinese although I'm quite partial to Italian too.

Favourite other thing to do?

Enjoy fine malts.

First gig you went to?

Ian Dury at the Caley Palais in Edinburgh - 1984.

What’s your signature dish?

Macaroni Cheese.

Give us some good advice:

Be honest - with yourself and others.

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.

Stephen Fry, Billy Connolly and Kenny Dalglish.

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?

Jodie Foster.

What sound best describes you?

"Oi, you in the bushes."

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?

Probably a 4 or 5.

A little known fact about me is:

I'm terrified of earwigs

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?

Rofflewaffles.

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:

bi8k9gbhstg5aznm

Joe 90 · 15-01-2009, 15:30

i'm bored, at work, so why not eh....

A/S/L?
22/M/Sheffield.

Want buttsecx? lol
no ta.

What brought you to the forums?
all the cool people

(and an IM from MB telling me that it existed!)

How did you choose your forum name?
t'was my nickname through school so became a online name, using the |s because 'Show' is generally taken... and originally here, it mirrored my OCUK name.

Favourite movie?
Any Given Sunday

Favourite song?

Favourite food?
curry... indian, thai... anything, just love curry.

Favourite other thing to do?
Play American football

First gig you went to?
mmmm... was Nelly at the MEN when i wah like 15 i think. long time ago now, can't quite remember.

What’s your signature dish?
ha, Carbonara, i'm a student, and it takes me like 5mins to cook, can't go wrong.

Give us some good advice:
Good things come to those who wait.

Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Jessica Alba.

Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jessica Alba

What sound best describes you?
no idea.

On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6ish.

A little known fact about me is:

I'm the web developer for the Hallam Warriors (uni am. football)
http://www.shuwarriors.net/

Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates

Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
now that would break my cover - i'm sat next to my boss.. Blackboard consistency work doesn't require elbow typing!

*edit* home now:
|Sahow|

____
looks like my keyboard is quite 'elbow compatible'

15-01-2009, 14:17	#1
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	The BD Members Questionnaire I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy A/S/L? Want buttsecx? lol What brought you to the forums? How did you choose your forum name? Favourite movie? Favourite song? Favourite food? *Favourite other* thing to do? First gig you went to? What’s your signature dish? Give us some good advice: Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? What sound best describes you? On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? A little known fact about me is: Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Finally type your forum name using your elbows: __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.**

15-01-2009, 14:58	#4
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	A/S/L? 23/f/in a pineapple under the sea?? Want buttsecx? lol Ooo'er What brought you to the forums? Faysh. How did you choose your forum name? My son called lobsters lomsters. Favourite movie? Leon or save the last dance (I have 2 ) Favourite song? Haven't got one I have loads I love the same. Favourite food? chinese *Favourite other* thing to do? That would be telling First gig you went to? Not been to a proper gig YET but saw party in the dark and blue was there. What’s your signature dish? sausage casserole Give us some good advice: Never eat yellow snow. Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Lilly allen, charlotte church and Alan carr. Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Jack branning off eastenders What sound best describes you? wtf have no idea. On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? very on my head that is A little known fact about me is: I have 3 older brothers and asked santa for a sister every year until I was 10 lol Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Lollerskates Finally type your forum name using your elbows:** kloimestyre FM thats hard on lappy. __________________

15-01-2009, 15:08	#5
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	A/S/L? 33/M/Essex Want buttsecx? lol Give yes, take no What brought you to the forums? Spat on OcUK meant I left there. How did you choose your forum name? It's the valve system in Ducati motorcycles...sad, I know Favourite movie? Ooooh, so many. Ice Age, Usual Suspects Favourite song? Changes with my mood, but to pick one, REM - Everybody Hurts Favourite food? Chinese Favourite other thing to do? Motorbike Trackdays First gig you went to? Jamiroquai What’s your signature dish? Cookies Give us some good advice: Look after your friends Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Jeremy Clarkson, Arnie, Valentino Rossi Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Eerrrrrm...pass! What sound best describes you? PAAARRRPPPPP!!!!! On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 6? A little known fact about me is: I eat peanut butter on sesame seed ryvita at 10.30am at work Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Lollerskates Finally type your forum name using your elbows: ede3swmnoi __________________

15-01-2009, 15:28	#8
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	A/S/L? 28 / M / London Want buttsecx? lol No thanks. What brought you to the forums? I helped start them. How did you choose your forum name? It's my name. Favourite movie? Original Star Wars Leon Favourite song? Cocaine - Cream. Favourite food? Lebanese *Favourite other* thing to do? Ride my motorbike First gig you went to? Opera - Carmen Band - Massive Attack What’s your signature dish? BBQs Give us some good advice: Train hard, eat well, sleep well, worry less, make the effort to put yourself first and be there for peopl you love. Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Arnold Schwarzenegger Billy Conolley Nelson Mandella Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Salma Hayek What sound best describes you? Grrrrrrr On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 11 A little known fact about me is: Broke both my feet and never had them fixed. Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Lollerskates. Finally type your forum name using your elbows: weuio __________________ No No!**

15-01-2009, 15:30	#9
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	A/S/L? 43/M/Currently, Alexandria. Want buttsecx? lol Thanks for the offer but no What brought you to the forums? Was invited by Matblack to keep in touch with friends. How did you choose your forum name? I've been called it so many times over the years it was one of the first things which popped into my head the first time I needed a username. Favourite movie? Lord of the Rings trilogy. Favourite song? Johnny Was by SLF. Favourite food? Probably Chinese although I'm quite partial to Italian too. *Favourite other* thing to do? Enjoy fine malts. First gig you went to? Ian Dury at the Caley Palais in Edinburgh - 1984. What’s your signature dish? Macaroni Cheese. Give us some good advice: Be honest - with yourself and others. Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Stephen Fry, Billy Connolly and Kenny Dalglish. Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Jodie Foster. What sound best describes you? "Oi, you in the bushes." On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? Probably a 4 or 5. A little known fact about me is: I'm terrified of earwigs Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Rofflewaffles. Finally type your forum name using your elbows:** bi8k9gbhstg5aznm __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

15-01-2009, 14:34	#2
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	A/S/L? 26/F/Derbys Want buttsecx? lol W00t! What brought you to the forums? The internet How did you choose your forum name? T'was a college nickname Favourite movie? Wall-E \o/ Favourite song? The Jam - Town Called Malice Favourite food? Fanjitas *Favourite other* thing to do? Go togging First gig you went to? Take That What’s your signature dish? Shepherds Pie Give us some good advice: Stay out of my underwear drawer Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Sting, Tom Hanks and Lily Allen Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Sting What sound best describes you? BOOM! On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 2. I need to shave my legs today A little known fact about me is: I was a pit baby, and was in the papers aged 2 with my beloved toy rabbit Arthur Pickett Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Lollerskates Finally type your forum name using your elbows:** bnettfy Huzzah!

15-01-2009, 15:15	#7
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	A/S/L? 27/Male/Leicester Want buttsecx? lol Nah. What brought you to the forums? Got banned from ocuk for posting on a supposed hate site. JSB told me about here so I signed up and decided to stick around. How did you choose your forum name? My surname is Ross and have always been called Rossi, even by my dad. While in a COD clan I used to get called Wossi in jest and it stuck. Favourite movie? Don't really have a favourite movie. But if pushed, I'd say the 1951 version of The Day The Earth Stood Still. Favourite song? The Killers - Mr Brightside. Always managed to make me smile. Favourite food? Chilli Con Carne that makes my eyeballs sweat Favourite other thing to do? Driving. I was once told that 6 months after passing my driving I would get bored. That was 10 years ago and I still love it. First gig you went to? Shed Seven when they played up in Sunderland about 9 years or so ago at a Student gig. What’s your signature dish? I can't really cook that well Give us some good advice: Don't regret things that you've done. Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Terry Pratchett, Sir Bobby Robson and Bill Bailey. Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Scarlett Johansson What sound best describes you? Pfffffff On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? ~5 A little known fact about me is: I was born in Newcastle and lived there till I was 6. Have lived where I am now for 21 years. Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Roflwaffles Finally type your forum name using your elbows: wsejcx kj

15-01-2009, 15:30	#10
Joe 90 Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chester Posts: 2,345	i'm bored, at work, so why not eh.... A/S/L? 22/M/Sheffield. Want buttsecx? lol no ta. What brought you to the forums? all the cool people (and an IM from MB telling me that it existed!) How did you choose your forum name? t'was my nickname through school so became a online name, using the \|s because 'Show' is generally taken... and originally here, it mirrored my OCUK name. Favourite movie? Any Given Sunday Favourite song? Favourite food? curry... indian, thai... anything, just love curry. *Favourite other* thing to do? Play American football First gig you went to? mmmm... was Nelly at the MEN when i wah like 15 i think. long time ago now, can't quite remember. What’s your signature dish? ha, Carbonara, i'm a student, and it takes me like 5mins to cook, can't go wrong. Give us some good advice: Good things come to those who wait. Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Jessica Alba. Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Jessica Alba What sound best describes you? no idea. On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 6ish. A little known fact about me is: I'm the web developer for the Hallam Warriors (uni am. football) http://www.shuwarriors.net/ Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Lollerskates Finally type your forum name using your elbows:** now that would break my cover - i'm sat next to my boss.. Blackboard consistency work doesn't require elbow typing! edit home now: \|Sahow\| ____ looks like my keyboard is quite 'elbow compatible' __________________ 360 Blog \| Join GiffGaff \| Twitter Last edited by Joe 90; 15-01-2009 at 17:17.