Perverts break teenage online code

petemc · 28-01-2009, 15:53

Breaking news kids. Watch out because pervets have now broken the complex code used by kids worldwide. Soon they'll know exactly what they're talking about.

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Experts say children are bypassing parents and teachers by using the code, with some playing into the hands of sex offenders going online to target victims.

Common examples of KIT include PITH, meaning parent in the house; BRB (be right back); NOOB (new to the language); BEG (big evil grin); and AFK (away from the keyboard).

But youngsters are also using a more complex code, known as Learning Educational Establishment Talk (LEET).

Oh noes!

Kell_ee001 · 28-01-2009, 15:55

OMG!

Dymetrie · 28-01-2009, 15:55

For once, I am speechless...

brb

Desmo · 28-01-2009, 15:59

WALOB - That's What A Load Of Bollox for you non-leet people. I've been grooming for ages

NokkonWud · 28-01-2009, 16:07

Hang on, what is KIT? They describe it as what kids are using, but don't explain it.

Blackstar · 28-01-2009, 16:09

They need a five quid book to tell them what their kids could in 3 seconds? Wow.

petemc · 28-01-2009, 16:26

Or Google. It does seem like they're just trying to cash in on something.

Justsomebloke · 28-01-2009, 16:36

CRAP!
Which is slang for CRAP.

Halfmad · 28-01-2009, 16:52

TTIUWP

kaiowas · 28-01-2009, 17:02

asl?

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28-01-2009, 16:36	#8
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