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Old 26-02-2009, 21:53   #1
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So a Pirate walks into a bar and he's got a ships wheel attached to the crotch of his pants. The bartender says "Hey pirate, you've got a ships wheel coming outta your pants." The pirate replies "AAaarrr, it's driving me nuts."

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Old 26-02-2009, 22:11   #2
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Old 26-02-2009, 22:12   #3
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
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Old 26-02-2009, 23:01   #5
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Old 27-02-2009, 08:35   #6
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