Donkey Help Required! (No horsin' around in here this time! Gaffaw)

Pheebs · 12-03-2009, 17:04

This thread will probably now make you realise why I was googling donkeys yester and thus stumbled upon that hilarious line of jokes

Basically, the Donkey Sanctuary down here are interested to see some AKOF designs for potential cards at Donkey World/on webby. Currently they have what you'd call bog standard pretty Donkey cards (oil painted jobbies, nice photo's and the odd few silly photo ones).

They saw my designs on line (directed there by my printer... legend!) and yeh. I'm now trying to conjure up donkey designs all round.

So far:

Any ideas?! There *must* be something cheesey I can do including "eeyore" or Buckaroo! Bare in mind they've kind of got to be nice about donkeys as it's for the sanctuary so things like "I like you... even though you're a donkey" might not work

Oh oh and kind of funny thing looking up donkeys. I stumbled across the phrase "Donkey Punch" and thought "Oooh.. wonder what that's about... I'm sure I could do a good drawing of that..."

....

and then I found a definition of it

Whoopsy! Hehehehe

Greenlizard0 · 12-03-2009, 17:05

Donkey

Can you do one where Eeeoorr (Winnie the Pooh) gets a bird?

Desmo · 12-03-2009, 17:08

Why don't you have one that says "Donkey rides, everyone loves it"

...with a pic of a mass donkey and human orgy underneath.

NokkonWud · 12-03-2009, 17:13

I'd definitely buy Desmo's one.
Buying one at a Donkeys Sanctuary would be like entering any good porn shop... the good stuff is out the back.

Zirax · 12-03-2009, 17:13

Lol,

Erm, two people with a donkey. "I thought you were buying a stallion?"

Something like "Credit crunch hits the grand national" ... with a pic of the jokey's all riding donkeys

Pheebs · 12-03-2009, 17:15

lol

Liking the suggestions

Making me laugh

Smart Ass is one I'm just doing at the moment

Like the credit crunch one Zirax!!

Desmo · 12-03-2009, 17:18

Ass Hole

iCraig · 12-03-2009, 17:19

" I'm a donkey lol "

" Sorry I forgot your special day, I'm such a donkey "

" Who are you calling a donkey?! ... oh wait "

" Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! "

Pheebs · 12-03-2009, 17:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by iCraig

" Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! "

Proper lolled at this!!! Oh this one could be AWESOME!!

Desmo, you crack me up

Thanking you people!

Lomster · 12-03-2009, 17:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by iCraig

" Sorry I forgot your special day, I'm such a donkey "

" Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! "

I like those two

12-03-2009, 17:04	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Donkey Help Required! (No horsin' around in here this time! Gaffaw) This thread will probably now make you realise why I was googling donkeys yester and thus stumbled upon that hilarious line of jokes Basically, the Donkey Sanctuary down here are interested to see some AKOF designs for potential cards at Donkey World/on webby. Currently they have what you'd call bog standard pretty Donkey cards (oil painted jobbies, nice photo's and the odd few silly photo ones). They saw my designs on line (directed there by my printer... legend!) and yeh. I'm now trying to conjure up donkey designs all round. So far: Any ideas?! There must be something cheesey I can do including "eeyore" or Buckaroo! Bare in mind they've kind of got to be nice about donkeys as it's for the sanctuary so things like "I like you... even though you're a donkey" might not work Oh oh and kind of funny thing looking up donkeys. I stumbled across the phrase "Donkey Punch" and thought "Oooh.. wonder what that's about... I'm sure I could do a good drawing of that..." .... and then I found a definition of it Whoopsy! Hehehehe __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

12-03-2009, 17:05	#2
Greenlizard0 Vodka Martini Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 717	Donkey Can you do one where Eeeoorr (Winnie the Pooh) gets a bird? __________________

12-03-2009, 17:08	#3
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Why don't you have one that says "Donkey rides, everyone loves it" ...with a pic of a mass donkey and human orgy underneath. __________________

12-03-2009, 17:13	#4
NokkonWud BD Recruitment Officer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Smogville Posts: 3,880	I'd definitely buy Desmo's one. Buying one at a Donkeys Sanctuary would be like entering any good porn shop... the good stuff is out the back. __________________

12-03-2009, 17:15	#6
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	lol Liking the suggestions Making me laugh Smart Ass is one I'm just doing at the moment Like the credit crunch one Zirax!! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

12-03-2009, 17:13	#5
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	Lol, Erm, two people with a donkey. "I thought you were buying a stallion?" Something like "Credit crunch hits the grand national" ... with a pic of the jokey's all riding donkeys

12-03-2009, 17:18	#7
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Ass Hole __________________

12-03-2009, 17:19	#8
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	" I'm a donkey lol " " Sorry I forgot your special day, I'm such a donkey " " Who are you calling a donkey?! ... oh wait " " Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! " __________________