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Old 05-05-2009, 20:01   #1
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Talking Six truths of life.

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.


















2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.






















3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.






















4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






















5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.




















6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.












I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company!

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Old 05-05-2009, 20:06   #2
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For shame Feek! I got the same rubbish email from my mum earlier
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Old 05-05-2009, 20:08   #3
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It came in at work today from a guy who's favourite term is "you idiot" and we all wet ourselves laughing
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Old 05-05-2009, 20:12   #4
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And there was me about to post a "Yes I can but thats probably because I have a strange number of teeth due to being a freak born with three sets!" comment............until I kept reading.

Yes everyone, I AM AN IDIOT!
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Old 05-05-2009, 21:30   #5
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Old 05-05-2009, 21:45   #6
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Old 05-05-2009, 21:59   #7
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I didn't do it so I am not an idiot?

Too tired

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Old 05-05-2009, 22:31   #8
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I've done it before, am I still an idiot?
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Old 05-05-2009, 23:14   #9
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I didn't do it so I am not an idiot?

Too tired

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Lazy idiot tbf.
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:14   #10
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I was about to mention that I can, but thought I had an unfair advantage since all of my uppers are fake...



I'm also an idiot
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