Laugh at me Now !!!

Justsomebloke · 27-07-2009, 15:13

I demand laughter from the folk of BD, Direct your roffles this way.

So I have had a Mental morning which is for another thread, My life needs new threads every kin hour you see.

So I gets back in fuss the dog & make a T & a smoke to chill out with then hits up Firefox for a browse.
Forums, Boo nowt doing so I pop over to Book face to catch up, In my highlight bits there is a pic that catches my eye of this Doris that lives local & Yes I fancy her.

So in I go size 14 feet first, Wahay didn't know you was on my book face, Looking good bla bla bla bla because you know I fancy the arse of you don't you bla bla bla.

Mmmmm Malc I think you think I am somebody else.

HUH !!!

So to cut a long story short I had been chatting to my mates wife for ten minutes.

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My Throat hurts & my skin is Red.

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For your enjoyment.

Belmit · 27-07-2009, 15:16

Yowch!

Story would have been juicier if she was interested...

Ben M · 27-07-2009, 15:19

haha you muppet

Del Lardo · 27-07-2009, 15:20

Brilliant

iCraig · 27-07-2009, 15:20

Your skin's red? What skin? What were you doing?

Haly · 27-07-2009, 15:24

Wossi · 27-07-2009, 15:25

Bahahahahahahahaha

Was she interested then?

Justsomebloke · 27-07-2009, 15:36

Well she certainly didn't interrupt me when I was weaving my magic that's for sure.

Man I am going to get so much crap for this though, This will go down in History as the moment I made a fool of myself over my next woman.

Yes she will be mine.

The Other Doris that is Not my mates wife.

Pheebs · 27-07-2009, 16:02

Hahaha! You nicompoop! I think I know now where Frank gets his horny loving from

Von Smallhausen · 27-07-2009, 20:04

I made a movie about it malc.

Malc's Sordid Escapades.

27-07-2009, 15:13	#1
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Laugh at me Now !!! I demand laughter from the folk of BD, Direct your roffles this way. So I have had a Mental morning which is for another thread, My life needs new threads every kin hour you see. So I gets back in fuss the dog & make a T & a smoke to chill out with then hits up Firefox for a browse. Forums, Boo nowt doing so I pop over to Book face to catch up, In my highlight bits there is a pic that catches my eye of this Doris that lives local & Yes I fancy her. So in I go size 14 feet first, Wahay didn't know you was on my book face, Looking good bla bla bla bla because you know I fancy the arse of you don't you bla bla bla. Mmmmm Malc I think you think I am somebody else. HUH !!! So to cut a long story short I had been chatting to my mates wife for ten minutes. + My Throat hurts & my skin is Red. + + For your enjoyment. __________________

27-07-2009, 15:16	#2
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Yowch! Story would have been juicier if she was interested... __________________

27-07-2009, 15:19	#3
Ben M Columbian Coffee Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Chester/ Bristol uni Posts: 66	haha you muppet __________________ Click to see details of my upcoming cycle tour =]

27-07-2009, 15:20	#5
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	Your skin's red? What skin? What were you doing? __________________

27-07-2009, 15:24	#6
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	__________________ Halycopter

27-07-2009, 15:20	#4
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Brilliant

27-07-2009, 15:25	#7
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	Bahahahahahahahaha Was she interested then?

27-07-2009, 15:36	#8
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Well she certainly didn't interrupt me when I was weaving my magic that's for sure. Man I am going to get so much crap for this though, This will go down in History as the moment I made a fool of myself over my next woman. Yes she will be mine. The Other Doris that is Not my mates wife. __________________

27-07-2009, 16:02	#9
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Hahaha! You nicompoop! I think I know now where Frank gets his horny loving from __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

27-07-2009, 20:04	#10
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I made a movie about it malc. Malc's Sordid Escapades. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.