Stupid ponders...

Pheebs · 25-08-2009, 16:09

I'm not really thinking straight at the moment but there's something that's annoying me.

Can ducks suck? They kind of... what I would call kerwaffle if I had to name it... yeh. They kerwaffle the water and things. But like can they suck?

And what about blowing? If you put a candle infront of a duck could it blow it out?

I'm being serious too! I'm really confused and need to know!

Please feel free to add more stupid ponders that need answering so I don't feel so silly!

iCraig · 25-08-2009, 16:16

Well, ducks respire in a similiar fashion to us but I don't think they have the capacity to manipulate air in the same way we do. We use our mouths, lips and even tongue to force air into a distinct "blow" and "suck". So, no, I think they can't.

Belmit · 25-08-2009, 16:29

I reckon if you squeezed a duck hard enough and quickly enough it would produce a big enough exhalation to blow a flame out. The noise would be comical too.

Desmo · 25-08-2009, 16:47

A bit like a "quackooooppphhhh!!!!"

Beansprout · 25-08-2009, 17:13

I think if you had a reeeally small candle then the duck could blow it out, but otherwise no!

Desmo · 25-08-2009, 17:16

How about if you had a really big duck?

Beansprout · 25-08-2009, 17:17

It might eat the candle instead!

Garp · 25-08-2009, 17:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

How about if you had a really big duck?

I wouldn't want to squeeze it. I might be daft at times but I'm not completely quackers.

Kell_ee001 · 25-08-2009, 18:20

iCraig · 25-08-2009, 18:27

More importantly, do they give blowjobs?

Could explain the popularity of fishing with men?

25-08-2009, 16:09	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Stupid ponders... I'm not really thinking straight at the moment but there's something that's annoying me. Can ducks suck? They kind of... what I would call kerwaffle if I had to name it... yeh. They kerwaffle the water and things. But like can they suck? And what about blowing? If you put a candle infront of a duck could it blow it out? I'm being serious too! I'm really confused and need to know! Please feel free to add more stupid ponders that need answering so I don't feel so silly! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

25-08-2009, 16:16	#2
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	Well, ducks respire in a similiar fashion to us but I don't think they have the capacity to manipulate air in the same way we do. We use our mouths, lips and even tongue to force air into a distinct "blow" and "suck". So, no, I think they can't. __________________

25-08-2009, 16:29	#3
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I reckon if you squeezed a duck hard enough and quickly enough it would produce a big enough exhalation to blow a flame out. The noise would be comical too. __________________

25-08-2009, 16:47	#4
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	A bit like a "quackooooppphhhh!!!!" __________________

25-08-2009, 17:13	#5
Beansprout Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 488	I think if you had a reeeally small candle then the duck could blow it out, but otherwise no! __________________ Uploader Cartoons World Wind

25-08-2009, 17:16	#6
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	How about if you had a really big duck? __________________

25-08-2009, 17:17	#7
Beansprout Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 488	It might eat the candle instead! __________________ Uploader Cartoons World Wind

25-08-2009, 18:20	#9
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________

25-08-2009, 18:27	#10
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	More importantly, do they give blowjobs? Could explain the popularity of fishing with men? __________________