Had a pretty crazy night last night then...

Joe 90 · 19-09-2009, 12:30

So last night I was at a house party of a bunch of girls who were my freshers last year. We were having a great time up until around 00:15 when a group of black youths thought they would crash the party.

Just as these guys got close to the door one of the girls saw them and as they stepped into the house started screaming 'get out of my house' and then began to force the door closed and lock it.
They then walked off but for some reason did something along the 30ft or so of driveway to annoy one of the girls who unlocked the door and ran after them. At this point I thought it wise to get myself and the huge man in the room who i tried to recruit to the uni football team before finding he was RAF to go make sure the girls were okay.

As I came to the road one of the girls was pretty much attacking one of these guys when one of the others then started shouting "who wants to get stabbed" and jumping around with a hand in his pocket. At that point all I can think of is that my training from stewarding and security work kicked in as all I remember is these black guys, nothing about what happened to the other people from the party.

As I stepped out to the street, there was a guy on the near pavement with a white pitbull, and about 4 or 5 lads in the road arguing with the girls. As this lad threatening a knife attack backed off briefly I stepped in to pull back the girl most involved at which point one of the guys pushed me back, at which point i stood side on and said that I simply wanted to get everyone back inside. Whilst doing so I turned my back and tried to take those around me back toward the house. I then felt something strike my neck and the next thing I know I was walking back to the house with a cut on my neck.

So, I walked straight back into the house, looked around, asked if anyone considered a call to 999 a bad idea, and got straight through to the police. This was my 3rd ever call to the Law and thankfully the adrenalin meant that the effect of 4 tins of wrongbow was even less than before said events. Whilst on the phone to the emergency operator I heard that an unmarked car had arrived and attempted to purse said youths into the cemetery. Thankfully I was in a house full of nurses who saw to my injury and by the time the police arrived I was okay, so gave my statement and announced that I'd never been more ready for American Football. At which point the officer taking my details questioned if I were a Warrior which clearly meant only one thing, he must be Alumni. (which was the best part of it all!)

So yeah anyway... I took a knife wound to the neck whilst trying to keep the good women of the world safe, and then was 'rescued' by Warrior Alumni!
Eventful!

semi-pro waster · 19-09-2009, 14:04

Sounds pretty action packed, well done on making sure it didn't turn out any worse than it did.

Treefrog · 19-09-2009, 15:42

Nice work

Typical ****head tbh, not only needs a knife but waits till your back is turned

Jingo · 19-09-2009, 15:45

Well done for not escalating the issue into a potentially more serious situation, it could have all so easily turned so much worse.

Glad you're ok and made the best of a bad situation

Del Lardo · 19-09-2009, 19:27

Remind the girl that you went chasing after that you took a knife to the neck looking after her and therefore she owes you favours*

* some kind of cake would be appropriate

Joe 90 · 19-09-2009, 19:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jingo

Well done for not escalating the issue into a potentially more serious situation

ta - i couldn't believe how easily i managed to do everything, basically all without thinking about what was happening! And considering a situation with students has never got anywhere near like that I guess it goes to show that practice makes perfect!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Lardo

Remind the girl that you went chasing after that you took a knife to the neck looking after her and therefore she owes you favours*

* some kind of cake would be appropriate

aye, i'll have to do that!!

she didn't really say anything to me after it happened, probably the only person who didn't and I didn't know half the people there. So I don't really know what she thought/how she felt about it all afterwards.

Dymetrie · 19-09-2009, 20:58

I'd advise starting a support group to advise ueseless tossers on how to use a knife properly!

Seriously, though. Good work on stepping in to stop stuff escalating and I'm glad that you're ok. I've been on the wrong end of a knife before (the same kind of little knob trying to be hard and finding out too late that he's 'not all that') and it's not nice.

Definitely reiterate to the lass how damn brave and cool you were

Moley · 20-09-2009, 20:43

So basically stabbed in the back of the neck by a coward?

19-09-2009, 12:30	#1
Joe 90 Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chester Posts: 2,345	Had a pretty crazy night last night then... So last night I was at a house party of a bunch of girls who were my freshers last year. We were having a great time up until around 00:15 when a group of black youths thought they would crash the party. Just as these guys got close to the door one of the girls saw them and as they stepped into the house started screaming 'get out of my house' and then began to force the door closed and lock it. They then walked off but for some reason did something along the 30ft or so of driveway to annoy one of the girls who unlocked the door and ran after them. At this point I thought it wise to get myself and the huge man in the room who i tried to recruit to the uni football team before finding he was RAF to go make sure the girls were okay. As I came to the road one of the girls was pretty much attacking one of these guys when one of the others then started shouting "who wants to get stabbed" and jumping around with a hand in his pocket. At that point all I can think of is that my training from stewarding and security work kicked in as all I remember is these black guys, nothing about what happened to the other people from the party. As I stepped out to the street, there was a guy on the near pavement with a white pitbull, and about 4 or 5 lads in the road arguing with the girls. As this lad threatening a knife attack backed off briefly I stepped in to pull back the girl most involved at which point one of the guys pushed me back, at which point i stood side on and said that I simply wanted to get everyone back inside. Whilst doing so I turned my back and tried to take those around me back toward the house. I then felt something strike my neck and the next thing I know I was walking back to the house with a cut on my neck. So, I walked straight back into the house, looked around, asked if anyone considered a call to 999 a bad idea, and got straight through to the police. This was my 3rd ever call to the Law and thankfully the adrenalin meant that the effect of 4 tins of wrongbow was even less than before said events. Whilst on the phone to the emergency operator I heard that an unmarked car had arrived and attempted to purse said youths into the cemetery. Thankfully I was in a house full of nurses who saw to my injury and by the time the police arrived I was okay, so gave my statement and announced that I'd never been more ready for American Football. At which point the officer taking my details questioned if I were a Warrior which clearly meant only one thing, he must be Alumni. (which was the best part of it all!) So yeah anyway... I took a knife wound to the neck whilst trying to keep the good women of the world safe, and then was 'rescued' by Warrior Alumni! Eventful! __________________ 360 Blog \| Join GiffGaff \| Twitter

19-09-2009, 14:04	#2
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Sounds pretty action packed, well done on making sure it didn't turn out any worse than it did. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

19-09-2009, 15:42	#3
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Nice work Typical ****head tbh, not only needs a knife but waits till your back is turned __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

19-09-2009, 15:45	#4
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	Well done for not escalating the issue into a potentially more serious situation, it could have all so easily turned so much worse. Glad you're ok and made the best of a bad situation __________________

19-09-2009, 20:58	#7
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	I'd advise starting a support group to advise ueseless tossers on how to use a knife properly! Seriously, though. Good work on stepping in to stop stuff escalating and I'm glad that you're ok. I've been on the wrong end of a knife before (the same kind of little knob trying to be hard and finding out too late that he's 'not all that') and it's not nice. Definitely reiterate to the lass how damn brave and cool you were __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

19-09-2009, 19:27	#5
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Remind the girl that you went chasing after that you took a knife to the neck looking after her and therefore she owes you favours* * some kind of cake would be appropriate

20-09-2009, 20:43	#8
Moley Columbian Coffee Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 57	So basically stabbed in the back of the neck by a coward?