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Old 13-10-2010, 21:39   #1
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Old 13-10-2010, 22:39   #2
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Lol, well thats one talent she has there
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Old 13-10-2010, 22:40   #3
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Well that's more than a little bit weird and mildly unpleasant. I'd seen her crushing a few cans before and thought it was slightly unnecessary but harmless enough. Now however I can only think of questions:

What material is her dress made out of? It must be something akin to Superman's lycra to contain such phenomenal power.
Does she only ever use one side or does she alternate to exercise each equally?
Is there a point where the ligaments holding the breast up will just snap and suddenly it'll bounce off her knee like an errant football - probably destroying her chances of ever walking again?
Does she regularly suffer from concussions?
If she attacked a trampoline then who'd win? I'm hoping Darwin...
Who convinced her that this was ever a good idea?
Is there a less attractive use for breasts in the World? If there is I don't need to see it - I'm willing to take your word for it.
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Old 13-10-2010, 22:42   #4
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Old 13-10-2010, 22:51   #5
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that can't be healthy for her breast tissue.
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Old 13-10-2010, 23:20   #6
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The video won't load properly for me

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Old 13-10-2010, 23:47   #7
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It's probably for the best!
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Old 14-10-2010, 03:42   #8
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It's probably for the breast!
Fixed that for you
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Old 14-10-2010, 06:12   #9
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Urgh, that's horrible
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Old 14-10-2010, 06:44   #10
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That's just horrendous!! :/
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