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Reverse SuBo
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: London
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You know you are getting old when...
...You find yourself looking forward to trying out new things...
...like the new shampoo you bought today :/ Finish the sentence!  BB x |
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02-08-2011, 20:56
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nipples lol (o)(o)
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Brissle!!!
Posts: 4,947
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You know you're getting old
When you look at younger people driving round in cars and think they look about 12. When you look at a girl in a skimpy dress, and your first thought is "isn't she cold?" When you say things your Mum said to you. 
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02-08-2011, 20:58
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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When you feel guilty about spending money on yourself ...
oh ... wait ... I've always done that 
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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02-08-2011, 21:00
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Moonshine
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Southampton
Posts: 3,201
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You know you're getting old when you have your 30th birthday
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02-08-2011, 21:21
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Combat Spanker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,292
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... you roll your eyes at most peoples FaceBook status updates :/
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02-08-2011, 21:29
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Exeter
Posts: 753
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...you realise that people who weren't even born when 9/11 happened will soon be having their 10th birthday.
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02-08-2011, 21:39
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
Posts: 5,483
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..... your youngest daughter buys you Jaegerbombs in the hotel bar
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04-08-2011, 08:07
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 786
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... when you'd rather have a nice warm bath than go clubbing
... when you still play your music on the last format (Look at my new CD player!... CD's? What are they?) ... when you think you were much more polite to your elders than the youth of today.. |
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04-08-2011, 09:02
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Pole Model
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,986
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You see people who are blatantly not old complaining about being old.
I'm not old by the way. Threadbare, but not old.
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04-08-2011, 10:26
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,228
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When you can't read the small print without putting your other glasses on.
When hair sprouts out of weird places. When you watch 70's re-runs just to watch the cars in the background. When you walk into a pub playing loud music & about turn & walk out like grandpa Simpson entering a brothel only to find Bart at the desk.
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