Suicidal Power Rangers

Del Lardo · 02-10-2011, 22:55

Had the pleasure of one of these twunts pulling out of a side road across the front of me today without evening looking to see if the road was clear.

I suspect that if I hadn't had the pleasure of dealing with Cambridge Lemmings (sorry cyclists) for the last 10 years something about his approach wouldn't have twigged as wrong and I wouldn't have been hard on the brakes a second earlier and he would have found out what it's like to have an Elise pile into the side of you at 60mph.

Had to stop and have a metaphorical sit down for 5 minutes as I missed him by less than a foot. Still furious that I would have probably killed him and done god knows how much damage to myself but beer is helping.

Pheebs · 03-10-2011, 19:29

Glad all was safe in the end

Desmo · 04-10-2011, 07:28

Thing is, most of the time the driver would probably end up with the blame as well.

vix · 04-10-2011, 11:35

Yep, 'think bike' cos most the time they aren't thinking for themselves :/

Jonny69 · 04-10-2011, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Lardo

Lemmings (sorry cyclists)

Just because you're too fat and unfit to cycle...lol

Ah well, everyone walked away ok. Good reactionsZ0rs

Flibster · 04-10-2011, 18:40

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Originally Posted by vix

Yep, 'think bike' cos most the time they aren't thinking for themselves :/

Yup. Nearly took one out when I went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago. Lovely little backroads, but I didn't know them so was being sensible. Moron in his leather body bag comes over the crest of a hill, on the wrong side of the road with his front wheel waggling uselessly in the air.

Was a good job I've sorted the brakes out recently.

Darrin · 06-10-2011, 00:29

I love bike riders when I'm in the Jeep!! It's a challenge to see just how long of a crapper stain they leave behind when they see this coming right at them with 123db air horns blaring!!

Blighter · 08-10-2011, 15:59

^^

02-10-2011, 22:55	#1
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Suicidal Power Rangers Had the pleasure of one of these twunts pulling out of a side road across the front of me today without evening looking to see if the road was clear. I suspect that if I hadn't had the pleasure of dealing with Cambridge Lemmings (sorry cyclists) for the last 10 years something about his approach wouldn't have twigged as wrong and I wouldn't have been hard on the brakes a second earlier and he would have found out what it's like to have an Elise pile into the side of you at 60mph. Had to stop and have a metaphorical sit down for 5 minutes as I missed him by less than a foot. Still furious that I would have probably killed him and done god knows how much damage to myself but beer is helping.

03-10-2011, 19:29	#2
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vix Penelope Pitstop Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,426	Yep, 'think bike' cos most the time they aren't thinking for themselves :/ __________________

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Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	I love bike riders when I'm in the Jeep!! It's a challenge to see just how long of a crapper stain they leave behind when they see this coming right at them with 123db air horns blaring!! __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

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