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Insults.
 Heard this on the radio & reminds of those Black dudes in the US of A that Cuss better than anyone  Which reminds me it was to win free tickets to a Cussabian (sp?) gig. Anyways. You're Mama is so Fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac  Please follow suit with your bestest insult. No spoil sports please as this is Comedy Gold to me & i want a reference to these insults  O Crap i got the bloody title wrong I really shouldn't puff at this time in the morning Only slept for 3 hours a night for the last three nights & a bit spaced anyway to be quite kin honest. Am high on life O Yer. Admin Gods of BD, can you use your omnipresent powers to remove my mispelt title. Everyone can still laugh at me anyways for being a ****  + 
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21-07-2007, 13:47
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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Your mum's tits are so square the milk comes out in cartons.
Your mum's so fat you can slap her thigh and ride the wave in. I'm here all day folks...
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21-07-2007, 14:34
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You're mama's so fat she has her own postcode.
Thats the only one i can think of that hasn't been said already.
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21-07-2007, 14:53
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
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21-07-2007, 14:57
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You're momma is so thin she fell through a drain.
UNEXPECTEDLOLS
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21-07-2007, 15:12
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tyneside
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Yo mamma had so much dick you could make a handrail around the US of A.
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21-07-2007, 15:23
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Your papa is so fat his belt size is the Equator
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21-07-2007, 15:28
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Yo mama is so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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21-07-2007, 15:31
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I saw your mama kicking a can down the road, i said "What you doing" She said "Moving house"
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21-07-2007, 19:39
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Yo mamas so fat, her school photo was an aerial shot!
Yo mamas so fat, when I sleep with her I need a stepladder Yo mamas so fat, I keep breaking the lights on my back when I sleep with her Ahhh, takes me back to me schooldays....
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