Women .... got a dyson?? 0 -> PONR in under 10secs!! NFSW

Zirax · 03-08-2007, 22:30

Thats right..... there is a whole new attachment for a dyson. Shamelessly nicked link:-

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

0-scream in 10secs, but there is always the problem of it sucking itself inside

Justsomebloke · 03-08-2007, 22:37

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

Can you imagine the eureka moment.
"**** i am horney & this hoover head looks like a Willy, Woohoooooo"

Will · 04-08-2007, 08:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pikey

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

Can you imagine the eureka moment.
"**** i am horney & this hoover head looks like a Willy, Woohoooooo"

LOL!!!!!

Lomster · 03-08-2007, 22:48

WTF i can't see how it works

and it just seems really scary to me

How does someone come across an idea like that? actually i don't wanna know

Kell_ee001 · 03-08-2007, 23:36

Matblack · 05-08-2007, 12:15

Quote:

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

Not really surprised

MB

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Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk. Can you imagine the eureka moment. "**** i am horney & this hoover head looks like a Willy, Woohoooooo" __________________

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