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04-09-2007, 11:45
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HOMO-Sapien
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Bad Jokes..
ok.. I'll start..
Why are pirates pirates..? cos they RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr old ones are the best but when i heard that last week, I could just hear pheeeebs telling it with a west "conry" accent :P
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04-09-2007, 12:23
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what's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
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04-09-2007, 14:48
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One from my beloved.
A man takes his wife to the doctor. 'I'm afraid it's bad news,' says the doctor 'It's either AIDS or Alzheimers.' 'How do I know which it is?' asks the man. 'That's easy. Drive her to the middle of nowhere and if she finds her way back don't f*** her.'
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04-09-2007, 14:57
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04-09-2007, 17:21
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04-09-2007, 17:25
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Not sure I find those funny apart from the first one.
Are bad jokes supposed to be funny aswell?  BB x |
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04-09-2007, 23:05
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05-09-2007, 13:53
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The Mouse King of Denmark
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My favouritest bad joke:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
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How appropriate coming from you Mr B. Whats red and invisible? No tomatoes (sureal humour isn't something im into, it just made me laugh)
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05-09-2007, 15:59
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Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
and.... Toilet paper instructions... Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. Whats even dumber? Reading them. Whats dumbest of all? Realising you've been doing it wrong!
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