What do you do with him?

Jonny69 · 26-09-2007, 11:58

You have woken up in the middle of the night because you heard something downstairs. You go and investigate and spot an intruder in your house. Fearing for yourself you whack him over the head with something and knock him out cold. You only have a few minutes before he wakes up.

What would you do now?

Daz · 26-09-2007, 11:59

Fap in celebration.

Will · 26-09-2007, 12:03

Tie him (helps being a sailing fan - I know knots) to something sturdy and dial 112.

See if he has any ID on him - jot down his address and kill his family. *

* this may be untrue.

loki · 26-09-2007, 12:05

Throw him outside. Hes hardly going to goto the police and say he was knocked out whilst breaking and entering

Belmit · 26-09-2007, 12:07

Steal his wallet, find his address, drive there and rob the place, leaving him in the bathtub in an amusing pose with a loofah.

I'm a big fan of irony. And loofahs.

leowyatt · 26-09-2007, 12:07

I'd probably think of something evil to do to him, tie him up somehow then call the police. Infact what I'd so is take feed him some picolax and then tie/chain him to a lampost

BBx · 26-09-2007, 12:08

Search him for weaponry and ID.

Knock on the guys in all the our flats and get them all (4 blokes) to come up and sit on him so he doesn't move while I call the police.

Actually I am pretty sure I have some of those plastic tie thingamy things... I'd get them to tie him to the communal stairway rail... while we wait for police.

BB x

SidewinderINC · 26-09-2007, 12:09

Sit with him till he wakes up, then hit him again

Then I would call the police saying that I just knocked an intruder unconcious because just telling them somebody is in your house != insant service

Jonny69 · 26-09-2007, 12:11

What about dump him in the back of the car and take im to a gay S&M freak and re-enact the scene from Pulp Fiction...

"Bring out the gimp"

Kell_ee001 · 26-09-2007, 12:20

I think the main problem with the plan is I live in an upstairs flat

26-09-2007, 11:58	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	What do you do with him? You have woken up in the middle of the night because you heard something downstairs. You go and investigate and spot an intruder in your house. Fearing for yourself you whack him over the head with something and knock him out cold. You only have a few minutes before he wakes up. What would you do now? __________________

26-09-2007, 11:59	#2
Daz The Stig Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Swad! Posts: 10,713	Fap in celebration. __________________ apt-get moo

26-09-2007, 12:03	#3
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Tie him (helps being a sailing fan - I know knots) to something sturdy and dial 112. See if he has any ID on him - jot down his address and kill his family. * * this may be untrue. __________________ *No No!*

26-09-2007, 12:07	#5
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Steal his wallet, find his address, drive there and rob the place, leaving him in the bathtub in an amusing pose with a loofah. I'm a big fan of irony. And loofahs. __________________

26-09-2007, 12:07	#6
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	I'd probably think of something evil to do to him, tie him up somehow then call the police. Infact what I'd so is take feed him some picolax and then tie/chain him to a lampost __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!" Last edited by leowyatt; 26-09-2007 at 12:11.

26-09-2007, 12:05	#4
loki Vodka Martini Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 871	Throw him outside. Hes hardly going to goto the police and say he was knocked out whilst breaking and entering

26-09-2007, 12:08	#7
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	Search him for weaponry and ID. Knock on the guys in all the our flats and get them all (4 blokes) to come up and sit on him so he doesn't move while I call the police. Actually I am pretty sure I have some of those plastic tie thingamy things... I'd get them to tie him to the communal stairway rail... while we wait for police. BB x

26-09-2007, 12:09	#8
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	Sit with him till he wakes up, then hit him again Then I would call the police saying that I just knocked an intruder unconcious because just telling them somebody is in your house != insant service __________________ No Sig.

26-09-2007, 12:11	#9
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	What about dump him in the back of the car and take im to a gay S&M freak and re-enact the scene from Pulp Fiction... "Bring out the gimp" __________________

26-09-2007, 12:20	#10
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	I think the main problem with the plan is I live in an upstairs flat __________________