I wonder if anyone's stupid enough...

Dymetrie · 01-11-2007, 13:35

...to believe this e-mail (which I just received).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celina Silva

Dear, customer

New bug in Windows Kernel was found. It makes your computer vulnerable.
We strongly recommend you to install this Critical Update (in attacment).

Best Regards,
Microsoft Window Update.

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Comes complete with an 'update.zip' file

Will · 01-11-2007, 13:44

I just installed it - It's made windoze a lot fasterer and it's now running at 67ghz and it's making coffee.

Goose · 01-11-2007, 14:17

Really? Send it to me so I can install it then. I've been needing more CPU power ever since I gained all that wealth from a Nigerian Prince. I got more cash than I expected when he went into excile, and my accounts database is struggling.

BBx · 01-11-2007, 14:39

Was that before or after the 'highly sensitive' procedure that you had to go in for?

BB x

Goose · 01-11-2007, 15:39

After. The only reason I could afford that 'adjustment' was because of some shares tips I got.

I love these sorts of e-mails. Back on-topic, there was that US store that lost $10m because of a scam e-mail, so I'm guessing there are lots of people who fall for it.

Belmit · 01-11-2007, 15:41

I just got attaced by the attacment! Noooooes!

Fayshun · 01-11-2007, 16:41

I will stick to my cheap Viagra spam TYVM.

Kell_ee001 · 01-11-2007, 17:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

I just installed it - It's made windoze a lot fasterer and it's now running at 67ghz and it's making coffee.

Garp · 01-11-2007, 19:00

It didn't work on my Ubuntu box at work. Thats blatant discrimination by Microsoft.

Wellington · 01-11-2007, 19:02

is it for Xp or vista? Love to make my vista run faster!!!

01-11-2007, 13:44	#2
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I just installed it - It's made windoze a lot fasterer and it's now running at 67ghz and it's making coffee. __________________ *No No!*

01-11-2007, 14:17	#3
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Really? Send it to me so I can install it then. I've been needing more CPU power ever since I gained all that wealth from a Nigerian Prince. I got more cash than I expected when he went into excile, and my accounts database is struggling. __________________

01-11-2007, 15:39	#5
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	After. The only reason I could afford that 'adjustment' was because of some shares tips I got. I love these sorts of e-mails. Back on-topic, there was that US store that lost $10m because of a scam e-mail, so I'm guessing there are lots of people who fall for it. __________________

01-11-2007, 15:41	#6
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I just got attaced by the attacment! Noooooes! __________________

01-11-2007, 16:41	#7
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	I will stick to my cheap Viagra spam TYVM. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

01-11-2007, 14:39	#4
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	Was that before or after the 'highly sensitive' procedure that you had to go in for? BB x

01-11-2007, 19:00	#9
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	It didn't work on my Ubuntu box at work. Thats blatant discrimination by Microsoft. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

01-11-2007, 19:02	#10
Wellington Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cranham, Upminster, Essex Posts: 293	is it for Xp or vista? Love to make my vista run faster!!! __________________