The PARTAY season beckons

Del Lardo · 05-12-2007, 20:20

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Will · 05-12-2007, 21:05

I couldn't even say some of those sober!!

Tak · 05-12-2007, 21:56

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Originally Posted by Del Lardo

5. Chrysanthemum

I never know when to stop

Same as Nanny and the spelling of banananananananananana

I have problems with "celebrities" I always say "celebritrees"

Pheebs · 06-12-2007, 08:34

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Originally Posted by Will

I couldn't even say some of those sober!!

Me too!

Though it is the morning and my motor functions are still waiting to become fully operational.

Kell_ee001 · 06-12-2007, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

I couldn't even say some of those sober!!

Just what I thought

Up to and including the last paragraph

Tysonator · 06-12-2007, 22:44

I have 4 pints of larger or beer and I fall over dead !
So can write, talk or breath !
Shame really I really like Larger & Beer !

05-12-2007, 20:20	#1
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	The PARTAY season beckons THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Anaesthetist 4. Cinnamon 5. Chrysanthemum THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition 3. Anti-constitutionalistically 4. Transubstantiate 5. Sphygmomanometer THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 02. Nope, no more booze for me. 03. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 04. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07. I'm not interested in fighting you. 08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

05-12-2007, 21:05	#2
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I couldn't even say some of those sober!! __________________ *No No!*

06-12-2007, 22:44	#6
Tysonator Vodka Martini Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ESSEX Posts: 874	I have 4 pints of larger or beer and I fall over dead ! So can write, talk or breath ! Shame really I really like Larger & Beer ! __________________ Will think of some witty to say, well when I think of it