A Joke. - NSFW -

Von Smallhausen · 08-03-2008, 19:09

Sorry if it bends BD rules but I just laughed myself daft.

A bloke takes his new girl to his house to meet the parents but he says to her to be aware that they are deaf and mute so things may be strange to her.

On going in the house, the girl is flabbergasted to see the mother with a bottle of Stella up her fanny and the father with a pair of matchsticks keeping his eyes open. Not only this but his testicles are hanging out of his pants.

' What the hell is this ? ' asks the girl.

' It's sign language ', the bloke says. ' My mother is saying get the beers in you c*nt and my father is saying bollocks I'm watching the match. '

Dymetrie · 08-03-2008, 19:13

I'll tell my boss that one on Monday

Desmo · 08-03-2008, 19:13

Joe 90 · 08-03-2008, 19:24

think i'm too tired to find this funny

Nutcase · 09-03-2008, 11:49

BBx · 09-03-2008, 12:12

That was actually good

BB x

Feek · 09-03-2008, 12:58

/me giggled!

Will · 09-03-2008, 15:09

Me likey!

Jasper · 10-03-2008, 17:58

whooooosh! around my office.

NSFW? oops!

Admiral Huddy · 12-03-2008, 18:21

haha

Two teenage girls at school. One is really posh and the other a right slapper.

The teacher asks the posh girl to give one sentance using the word "improper".

She replies with her posh accent, "the weekend my father was digging up the potatoes using a spade. That was improper as he should have used a fork. Silly Daddy". snort snort

The teacher asks the same qustion to the slapper, She replies " last nite rite, me boyfriend was shagin me and his bollox was slappin me arse. I new he was in proper!"

08-03-2008, 19:09	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	A Joke. - NSFW - Sorry if it bends BD rules but I just laughed myself daft. A bloke takes his new girl to his house to meet the parents but he says to her to be aware that they are deaf and mute so things may be strange to her. On going in the house, the girl is flabbergasted to see the mother with a bottle of Stella up her fanny and the father with a pair of matchsticks keeping his eyes open. Not only this but his testicles are hanging out of his pants. ' What the hell is this ? ' asks the girl. ' It's sign language ', the bloke says. ' My mother is saying get the beers in you c*nt and my father is saying bollocks I'm watching the match. ' __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

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Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	haha Two teenage girls at school. One is really posh and the other a right slapper. The teacher asks the posh girl to give one sentance using the word "improper". She replies with her posh accent, "the weekend my father was digging up the potatoes using a spade. That was improper as he should have used a fork. Silly Daddy". snort snort The teacher asks the same qustion to the slapper, She replies " last nite rite, me boyfriend was shagin me and his bollox was slappin me arse. I new he was in proper!" __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log Last edited by Admiral Huddy; 12-03-2008 at 18:24.