Dilemma

Justsomebloke · 19-04-2008, 13:12

Just had a couple of mates around chatting **** & drinking tea. Frank loves a visitor or two so gets all excited & bombs about. Jst as my mates are leaving one goes A up malc !!! Frank has just chucked his guts up on the kitchen lino big style

Heffing great pile of dog puke sitting on my kitchen floor now that makes me heave just thinking about it. At the moment i have just covered it with a tea towel but god knows how i am going to deal with it. Are there any places you can phone that come out & clear up dog puke

I've dealt with it before, some times sweet some times a struggle but today my eyes watered i am heaving & gagging & am just not up to it.
Do you think it's out of order leaving it on my kitchen floor covered by a tea towel for around 6 hours until the missus comes round, She is due a visit later so i could pretend it just happened before she knocked

Kin ell, I know i am going to have to sort it & go through the heaving & the gagging & the sweats

Anybody passing my house in the next 30 minutes

HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!111101101011!!!

Pheebs · 19-04-2008, 13:17

that sounds as bad as Trios night which left the WHOLE kitchen floor covered in sick and liquified poo.

Not much makes my stomach turn but I was a slightly paler shade after cleaning up.

Poo Frankieboos. *hugs for frank*

Justsomebloke · 19-04-2008, 13:21

Think i have devised a non contact method of extraction. I'm going to use the shovel or a piece of card to swoop it up in one taking the tea towel as well. Then I'll go for the smother it with kitchen towel approach so i cannot feel any slimey business.
Am a right Wooooss when it comes to sick clearing.

Dee · 19-04-2008, 13:37

Are you serious? Go and clean it up you great big bloody fairy.

If Daz left cat sick on the floor for me to come back too, Id be bloody fuming!!!!

Pheebs · 19-04-2008, 13:41

Aww you should have been on my schools Paris trip.

I was a first aider on the COACH trip (yes... coach... coach + kids = puking) and therefore had to deal with all poorly tummies.

One sweet little lady decided she needed to throw up and by this point we had run out of bags to be sick in.

Me: *Sat next to the lil lady... realises she has gone very quiet and looks over*
Small Child: *quivering, white, clammy, with hand clamped on mouth*
Me: *uh nuh, not again* "ANYONE HAVE A SPARE BAG... NOOOW PLEASE!!"
Another Small Child: "Here y'ar miss!" *passes a bag*
Me: *plonk it right under small childs face but still over my own lap*

Small Child: *BLAAAAAAAAAAUGRGGhHghHghHHAHHHAGGHA*

Me: "Well done, it's okay now, good girl"

*drip drip drip drip FloOOoOOoSH*

Me: "OHhhh.... nuh."

The bag that was passed to me was a tescos carrier bag, which, has holes in it. My leg was covered in bright pink watery vomit and I had to scoop the bag up and plug it in my hands the best I could to stop more flooding out everywhere until we could stop (about 15minutes later). It was warm, sticky and lumpy. *shudders*

The poor girl was so apologetic. She had managed to get it on her top too so had to wash it and felt like a complete idiot with a wet top. So, like Big Daddy, I drenched myself too to make her feel better (which it did

)

Man, I was a super nice Teaching Assistant.

Pickers · 19-04-2008, 13:47

z0mg pre-pubescent wet t-shirt fun! (obviously not the young girl) the kiddies seeing you must have had a treat!

Pheebs · 19-04-2008, 13:57

Picky! You're such a perv! I didn't realise this until recently!

I didn't think a wet top would make people think like that. I hope it didn't, I was just being nice.

Man, I suck

Kitten - I used to be like you reference sick (hearing people be sick made me be sick - let alone seeing it), but managed to get over it when my cousins had babies!

lostkat · 19-04-2008, 14:15

Take a deep breath, gather it up with kitchen towel and then stick it in a bin bag. Yeurgh! I agree with Dee though. If Leon left sick/poo for me to clean up, I'd be fuming! My Bother/Dad used to do that whenever one of the cats had thrown up. Claim they "didn't know". Yeah right!!

semi-pro waster · 19-04-2008, 14:22

If it really affects you that much why not put something like Vicks under your nose so that you can't smell it as strongly?

Sure it isn't nice but man up and deal with it has to be my advice.

Justsomebloke · 19-04-2008, 16:40

It has been dealt with, I slid my shovel under it picking the tea towel & all the Puke up in one go then finsihed it off with some kitchen towel, I'm a Big boy I am

Then the Frank staffordshire starts chimomping & licking showing he is going to puke again

This time though the puke hits my yard so no probs there, In the Puke was 3 big lumps of Guess what ?????

Kin Imperial Leather soap

The little ***** has been in my shower & eaten my bar of soap

I've seen him lick it before but this time whilst i was out he must have shouldere barged the bathroom door open & helped his self.
Mmmmmmmmmm Soap Num Num Num

Dirty dog prints in my shower as well so it's Bang on top for Frank staffordshire so I took the **** out of the Soap eating gayer & told him Don't expect me to feel sorry for his Puking, Serves him right to be quite ***** honest.
Can't wait to walk him when he Poos then i can call him Bubble Bum

19-04-2008, 13:12	#1
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Dilemma Just had a couple of mates around chatting **** & drinking tea. Frank loves a visitor or two so gets all excited & bombs about. Jst as my mates are leaving one goes A up malc !!! Frank has just chucked his guts up on the kitchen lino big style Heffing great pile of dog puke sitting on my kitchen floor now that makes me heave just thinking about it. At the moment i have just covered it with a tea towel but god knows how i am going to deal with it. Are there any places you can phone that come out & clear up dog puke I've dealt with it before, some times sweet some times a struggle but today my eyes watered i am heaving & gagging & am just not up to it. Do you think it's out of order leaving it on my kitchen floor covered by a tea towel for around 6 hours until the missus comes round, She is due a visit later so i could pretend it just happened before she knocked Kin ell, I know i am going to have to sort it & go through the heaving & the gagging & the sweats Anybody passing my house in the next 30 minutes HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!111101101011!!! __________________

19-04-2008, 13:17	#2
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	that sounds as bad as Trios night which left the WHOLE kitchen floor covered in sick and liquified poo. Not much makes my stomach turn but I was a slightly paler shade after cleaning up. Poo Frankieboos. hugs for frank __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

19-04-2008, 13:21	#3
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Think i have devised a non contact method of extraction. I'm going to use the shovel or a piece of card to swoop it up in one taking the tea towel as well. Then I'll go for the smother it with kitchen towel approach so i cannot feel any slimey business. Am a right Wooooss when it comes to sick clearing. __________________

19-04-2008, 13:41	#5
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Aww you should have been on my schools Paris trip. I was a first aider on the COACH trip (yes... coach... coach + kids = puking) and therefore had to deal with all poorly tummies. One sweet little lady decided she needed to throw up and by this point we had run out of bags to be sick in. Me: Sat next to the lil lady... realises she has gone very quiet and looks over Small Child: quivering, white, clammy, with hand clamped on mouth Me: uh nuh, not again "ANYONE HAVE A SPARE BAG... NOOOW PLEASE!!" Another Small Child: "Here y'ar miss!" passes a bag Me: plonk it right under small childs face but still over my own lap Small Child: BLAAAAAAAAAAUGRGGhHghHghHHAHHHAGGHA Me: "Well done, it's okay now, good girl" drip drip drip drip FloOOoOOoSH Me: "OHhhh.... nuh." The bag that was passed to me was a tescos carrier bag, which, has holes in it. My leg was covered in bright pink watery vomit and I had to scoop the bag up and plug it in my hands the best I could to stop more flooding out everywhere until we could stop (about 15minutes later). It was warm, sticky and lumpy. shudders The poor girl was so apologetic. She had managed to get it on her top too so had to wash it and felt like a complete idiot with a wet top. So, like Big Daddy, I drenched myself too to make her feel better (which it did ) Man, I was a super nice Teaching Assistant. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

19-04-2008, 13:47	#6
Pickers Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2,692	z0mg pre-pubescent wet t-shirt fun! (obviously not the young girl) the kiddies seeing you must have had a treat! __________________ Pictures

19-04-2008, 13:37	#4
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Are you serious? Go and clean it up you great big bloody fairy. If Daz left cat sick on the floor for me to come back too, Id be bloody fuming!!!!

19-04-2008, 13:57	#7
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Picky! You're such a perv! I didn't realise this until recently! I didn't think a wet top would make people think like that. I hope it didn't, I was just being nice. Man, I suck Kitten - I used to be like you reference sick (hearing people be sick made me be sick - let alone seeing it), but managed to get over it when my cousins had babies! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

19-04-2008, 14:15	#8
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	Take a deep breath, gather it up with kitchen towel and then stick it in a bin bag. Yeurgh! I agree with Dee though. If Leon left sick/poo for me to clean up, I'd be fuming! My Bother/Dad used to do that whenever one of the cats had thrown up. Claim they "didn't know". Yeah right!! __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

19-04-2008, 14:22	#9
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	If it really affects you that much why not put something like Vicks under your nose so that you can't smell it as strongly? Sure it isn't nice but man up and deal with it has to be my advice. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

19-04-2008, 16:40	#10
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	It has been dealt with, I slid my shovel under it picking the tea towel & all the Puke up in one go then finsihed it off with some kitchen towel, I'm a Big boy I am Then the Frank staffordshire starts chimomping & licking showing he is going to puke again This time though the puke hits my yard so no probs there, In the Puke was 3 big lumps of Guess what ????? Kin Imperial Leather soap The little *** has been in my shower & eaten my bar of soap I've seen him lick it before but this time whilst i was out he must have shouldere barged the bathroom door open & helped his self. Mmmmmmmmmm Soap Num Num Num Dirty dog prints in my shower as well so it's Bang on top for Frank staffordshire so I took the out of the Soap eating gayer & told him Don't expect me to feel sorry for his Puking, Serves him right to be quite *** honest. Can't wait to walk him when he Poos then i can call him Bubble Bum __________________