Foods that leave dubious stains

Jonny69 · 16-05-2008, 08:24

I'll kick off with some foods that leave convincing man-stains

Porridge - Made with milk it leaves a crispy cream coloured stain. Caused by poor spoon technique with slightly stodgy porridge and it'll drop in ones lap and roll down ones trousers leaving an embarrassing looking snail trail.

Yoghurt - Poor slurping action causes this but the consistency lends itself to dribbling into the lap. The containers regularly spray when one opens them so must be carried out with extreme care. Once on the clothes it quickly soaks in preventing one from wiping it off. If left to dry it will leave a hardened lightened naughty looking patch on dark clothes around the crutch area. Rubbing will force the product in further and leave a dusty poor attempt at removing.

Butter - It's not often that butter escapes the sandwich or butter dish but when it does it can take on a dual purpose. On dark clothes it will leave a greasy creamy mark in the most sensitive places and on white clothes it will turn yellow implying lack of shaking, wiping or seepage.

16-05-2008, 08:24	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Foods that leave dubious stains I'll kick off with some foods that leave convincing man-stains Porridge - Made with milk it leaves a crispy cream coloured stain. Caused by poor spoon technique with slightly stodgy porridge and it'll drop in ones lap and roll down ones trousers leaving an embarrassing looking snail trail. Yoghurt - Poor slurping action causes this but the consistency lends itself to dribbling into the lap. The containers regularly spray when one opens them so must be carried out with extreme care. Once on the clothes it quickly soaks in preventing one from wiping it off. If left to dry it will leave a hardened lightened naughty looking patch on dark clothes around the crutch area. Rubbing will force the product in further and leave a dusty poor attempt at removing. Butter - It's not often that butter escapes the sandwich or butter dish but when it does it can take on a dual purpose. On dark clothes it will leave a greasy creamy mark in the most sensitive places and on white clothes it will turn yellow implying lack of shaking, wiping or seepage. __________________