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Old 10-07-2008, 15:08   #1
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Default Rrraaaar I'm the Hulk!!!

Well not really...

However 2 of our vans at work had run out of fuel and were not moveable, we had no spare vehicles to move them either... It was explicitly urgent that we move them 40m down the yard ready to be picked up for servicing.

These vans weigh over 4.5 Tonnes empty... there were also no other members of staff around, and like an ass instead of waiting I pushed both of them (not at the same time) to where they needed to go. I was tempted to use my car, but I didn't want to break it.

I'm now dripping in sweat, my heart has just exploded, and I feel very manly. Best rugby scrum exercise EVAH! However, I don't recommend it to anyone, 4.5T is a ****ing lot of weight!!!! Nothing sprained/strained yet... Me and my ego...

Strongman here I come!!! Seriously, I'd love to try the truck pull, I reckon I could do it over 50m with the harness and the rope & steps.
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:18   #2
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Now that is impressive! I certainly wouldn't try that! Not the first idea I would have had to move them but then again I am not muscle woman

Hopefully you won't have injured yourself!
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:19   #3
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Go Will! Go Will!

/faints at Wills muscle flexing
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:19   #4
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You big poofter.
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:24   #5
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You big poofter.


It was a stupid thing to do really but I was in a rush to get it done. Unfortunately I dirtied my shirt
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:25   #6
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Bah, delegate man. DELEGATE!
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:28   #7
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WILL SMAAAAAAASH!
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Old 10-07-2008, 15:44   #8
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bah, should have done it with your teeth. THEN, and only then, would i have been impressed

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Old 10-07-2008, 15:49   #9
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Should have wangslapped them in to place
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Should have wangslapped them in to place
Ba-doioioing! Ba-doioioioing!

Job well done sir.
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