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Old 04-10-2008, 16:08   #1
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Aitch and I and couple of friends went to a burlesque show last night, Aitch just happened to see it in the paper and we decided it would fun and I must say I really enjoyed it. It was very funny very raunchy but not as erotic as I expected but that didn't detract from my enjoyment at all. The girls did decide it would be a good idea to sit in a sofa right at the front despite me saying that it might be a bit dangerous and someone might get roped in to the performance, and I wasn't wrong and that person was me. Once the hostess asked me my name I knew I was in trouble and got roped in on 3 separate occasions, one of which end in me denouncing my love for my wife and proposing to one of the performers Miss Ivy Paige!

http://www.ivypaige.co.uk/default.html



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If you get a chance to see something like this I recommend it hugely despite the potential for embarrassment, although I didn't care I was numb on cocktails anyway

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Old 04-10-2008, 16:11   #2
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Oh I forgot to mention that the girl who did the pole dancing was the same one who did the tuition at the Maidstone PD meet

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Sounds like an awesome night Always wondered what Burlesque was and now I know.
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I'd love to go to one. They look like loads of fun
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one of which end in me denouncing my love for my wife and proposing to one of the performers Miss Ivy Paige!

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Oh yes, it was just a fling

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I'd love to go to one. They look like loads of fun
Me too Hell - I'd love to take part
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Something like this?

http://www.ivypaige.co.uk/Workshops.html



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I've always fancied going to a burlesque show myself. Must try to get around to it sometime.
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