11-11-2008, 09:45 | #1 |
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Last night...
.... I was lying in bed and could swear I heard some voices. No no... they weren't in my head (this time), they were definitely there mumbling away.
Wait... wait a minute... that was a scream... I'm sure of it *sit up* *looks around listening intently* *gets up and goes off to explore the voices* I wonder downstairs a little bit shaken and concerned at these noises I am hearing. Thuds, bangs and I could swear the odd groan and it was all coming from our basement. So bravely, I wonder on into our basement - try to turn on the light but it must be blown as it doesn't come on - so all I have to go by is some dim star light. As I walk into the room, in the far corner I hear some shuffling and see some twitching of a shadow and think "Rodents... it has to be rodents..." and as I lean in a little closer to try and catch site of what was going on this shadow suddenly freezes... And then **** ME, a face appears out of the corner, covered in blackened blood and with eyes as large as plates - whitened and pupil-less. THEN!! THEN!! Directly to my left another "person" lurches towards me with this blood curdling scream and I'm like "WTF?!?!?" turn and start running! I am outside somewhere and these... zombies... are chasing me in a jerky blurred motion all making these horrendous screaming noises. They're appearing from every dark shadow I run past, I can see silohettes of them pausing in neighbours windows to look at the commotion and then suddenly exit out of the frame and burst through a door. As I run (my feet heavy and clumsy) I manage to somehow hurdle a fence with a few of my chasers hands licking at my hair.... I run more through wasteland - blackened burnt out trees and trolleys and burnt out cars when suddenly I reach a wall. A wall... made of mud and clay. It's enormous. As tall as a house... and it's steep... but there's no way around it. I glance round and there's a shed load of them now, all stream lining towards me in the pouring rain. I start to climb... it's slippery... I keep falling back... I climb some more and dig my feet as far into the mud as I can and finally manage to get up a meter or two... but wait... wait... there's something caught on my leg... Arghh! NOooOO! It's a ****ing zombie!! I try kicking it off - I continue my scrambling but I get dragged down and suddenly he sinks his teeth... .... right into my butt. *ARGH OWWW* *leaps up the clay mountain* *THUMP* *ARGGH S**T.... OW...OW... my butt... and my head... they both hurt so much... more my head though... wtf?!?! I'm in bed clenching my head. Pickys next to me saying something and I don't quite get it. I then hear him ask if I'm okay and I tell him a zombie has bitten my bum... but my head... it hurts. He starts laughing - lots. And then hugs me. Apparently a few seconds prior to this, I had just launched myself full on into our wooden headboard and properly thwacked it well and truly. It hurt like ****!! Picky couldn't stop laughing and I ended up with a corker of a headache! God damn zombie B******ds. I should have known the instance I went into the basement I was dreaming. We don't OWN a basement!! Egit! Last edited by Pheebs; 11-11-2008 at 09:48. |
11-11-2008, 09:52 | #2 |
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you nutter haha
Come sit in my special chair I dreamt the other day I was in court and going to prison, but that hard guy from Eastenders ( I don't know his name - he got that fit but rough looking girl up the duff) came in with a an MG and blastered everyone and rescued me.. Then I bought a Mr Softie ice cream as a reward
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I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk | My gaming Blog | PC spec | The Admirals log Last edited by Admiral Huddy; 11-11-2008 at 09:54. |
11-11-2008, 09:59 | #3 |
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I love you Pheebs
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11-11-2008, 10:13 | #4 |
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Hahaha!! I actually thought you were being serious at the beginning!! LOL Thanks for the laugh I needed it!
*wubs you*
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11-11-2008, 10:21 | #5 |
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Glad my pain entertained
And Tink - my dreams are normally so incredibly vivid in places (like the whole beginning) that I just never know if I'm dreaming or not at night!! Seriously thought I heard voices drifting off to sleep! And could you imagine my confusion to waking up to a REALLY painful butt and a super painful head - I was like "what... where's the zombie?! Why does everything hurt if there's no zombie?!" Just so you know - dream wise I figured the following: Zombies: I always dream of zombies - they're awesome. Neighbours Zombie silohettes: From a couple of nights back when I saw my neighbours son silohette in the bathroom... Wasteland: From watching Picky play Fallout 3 Clay Mountain: Just before going to bed we watched a time team thingy where they excavated a world war 2 bunker and it was massively deep and full of clay and sorts. Stoopido brain Last edited by Pheebs; 11-11-2008 at 10:24. |
11-11-2008, 10:45 | #6 |
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And it's not called a basement you berk, it's a cellar
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11-11-2008, 11:47 | #7 |
BBx woz 'ere :P
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AWw I was going to buy you a pet zombie for Christmas - I guess tha'ts probably a bad idea It's so cute that your imagination runs wild with you. If I ever dreamt consciously, and I decided there was a zombie in it, I'd be "**** off you don't exist this is ridiculous" or something like that and wake up annoyed that I had woken myself up
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11-11-2008, 12:33 | #8 |
Do you want to hide in my box?
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Awesome dream
I love zombie dreams although not had one in agessssssssss.
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11-11-2008, 13:44 | #9 |
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That would probably scare the bejeezus out of me! .
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11-11-2008, 13:55 | #10 |
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I'm basically in tears sitting at my desk at work
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