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Old 18-11-2008, 09:31   #1
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Default Confused Flour Beetle

I get daily food alerts, recalls, warnings etc emailed at work from the food standards agency.

This morning I got this one:
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Quaker Oats has recalled a batch of their own brand 1.5kg carton of Quaker Oats Original and 1kg carton of Quaker 'Jumbo' Rolled Oats due to the potential presence of confused flour beetle
http://www.food.gov.uk/enforcement/a...nov/quakeroats

I now have stuck in my head a Pheebs-esk image of a beetle covered in flour looking all confused, wandering around going "der"
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Old 18-11-2008, 14:40   #2
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Sounds like something Harry Potter would say.

Is it wrong for me to feel sorry for the confused beetle?
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Old 18-11-2008, 15:01   #3
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Is it wrong for me to feel sorry for the confused beetle?
Yep, apparently they are prolific shaggers so really i'm sure they sure perfectly contented even if they are confused
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Old 18-11-2008, 15:02   #4
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Of course it's confused it's stuck in a box of cerial.
FREE THE BEETLE
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Old 18-11-2008, 15:57   #5
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Yep, apparently they are prolific shaggers so really i'm sure they sure perfectly contented even if they are confused
Lol. If it's confused does it shag the flour then? *odd thought*
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Old 18-11-2008, 16:02   #6
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Lol. If it's confused does it shag the flour then? *odd thought*
But its in oats not flour
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Old 18-11-2008, 16:03   #7
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Aaaaah. Is that why it's confused?
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Old 18-11-2008, 16:42   #8
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I eat that exact product. Every day.

I pour them into a tuppaware cereal thing though, and throw the box away. :\
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Old 18-11-2008, 16:45   #9
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One would hope you'd have spotted any confused beetles then. If not, they'll have a sore head now.
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I'm suing them for whiplash.
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